Overheard at the Record Store
Customer: “Hi, I’m looking for a gift for my dad. He likes jazz – who do you recommend?”
Clerk: “Well, Louis Armstrong is pretty popular.”
Customer: “Louis Armstrong? Isn’t he the astronaut? He’s like the first guy to walk on the moon.”
Clerk: “No, no, you’re thinking Neil.”
Customer: “Fine, whatever, the first guy to kneel on the moon.”